Dear Bonehead:
Here is a True Story. Don't hang up or turn away from this email. This might be your only chance. Forward it to 20 (twentyfive)people within the next week or {POSSIBLE}enjoy the circumstances.
A man had a cardigan of nice wool, but he walked away and Now? What is he? a Depthcharge v4grant tossed imerssible in salted water. He did not read his own story. But now you can?
The 1,00--year secret of truth and beauty is at the end of this email, but if you jump ahead to read it you will find it gone. Patience. Read on in a normal tone of head, don't look up or in any way betray to prying eyes that you are reading this email. "pretend" you are "reading" some "other" email, but keep reading this one!!!!
Another person, we'll call her Cindy Olson, recieved the story of the man and the cardigan and (({{POSSIBLE}enjoy the circumstances.)) AND she send 22 (twenti) of it to five friends. They all received and got big sacks of food from bright spotless supermarkets. Every one of them, also named Cindy Olson, sent another twenty-five (22) to another person. She read the massage and HOORAY!! [It was a new stove!!!]
Two of Cindy Olson and the Cardigan Man both could have "({{POSSIBLE}enjoy the circumstances.))" but did not look back or flinch. So were rewarded. Lots of wives have done the same.
Imagine if Cindy Olson came to your door would you turn her away? No. But this is what you are doing if you not froward this email a hunnert times (23) to six freds name Cindy Olson. Here is why:
Over 170 thousand dollars in golden moist cakes was depsoited in an African Bank last summer, when it was still warm. Cindy Olson and her Cardiganman made this deposit and ran away. International law of the land forbids that anyone (1)withdrawer of these goldens but if you make small investiture of 15 (15), tomorrow at this same time for for good luck you will get (receive) (get) over 1,00-- emails of congratulations and prayers. The little dog they said had an incuarble disease but trekked alone until it rejoined the (tearful) family. Here's all you have to do:
1) Put your hands on the keyboard.
2) Pray for World peace and anything extra for yourself on the side. God can't say No to yer prayer for maybe a Honda Element or Xbox without blowing off the request for world peace, which he would never do that.
3) Also add a prayer for a box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars to your same prayer
4) Send 1/2 (all of) the Nutty Bars to this email address because it was my great idea, and if there's world peace send me some of that too.
5)Foreward (froword) this entire email, with the cardboard end piece (boxtop) from the (proof of purchase)NuttyBar packaging (UPC code)to the following address:
GOD(br>
Everywhere
The Universe
And send copies of the email too to everyone (every body) {[everybuddY}] you know.
Thanks You,
Cake
PS: and a ride in your element if that works out for you.
PPS:
I hope that works out for you